>Secret to a Long Marriage
>
>  With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage
>marathon,
>the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some
>insight into
>how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.
>
>The husband replied to the audience, "Well,  I treated her with respect,
>spent money
>on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
>
>The minister inquired "Trips to where?"
>
>"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
>
>The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands,
>Ralph.
>Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th
>anniversary?"
>
>Brother Ralph:  "I'm going to go get her."

Bwoy oh bwoy......