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Baby Momma.....(dis sweeeet  mi )
Jun 8th, 2007, 1:53am
 
Sharvette walks into her doctor's office to have an ultrasound. The doctor told her she would be having a baby girl. He then asked her if she'd chosen a name yet?  
Sharvette promptly answered: "Her name gone be Shenequa".  
He asked her: "Do you have any other children?"  
She said: "I gots 5 beautiful daughters and dey names be's Shenequa too".  
At this point the doctor said: "How do you call them home for dinner?"  
She replied: "Oh das no problem, I jus go to de front doe and yells; 'Shenequa, supper ready' and dey alls come running."  
He then asked: " Well, what about if you are going somewhere?"  
She said: "Das easy too, I jus yells; 'Shenequa I'm 'bout to leave yo ass', and dey all comes running real fas den."  
Still a little confused, he questioned her again,:"But what if you only want to speak to one of them?"  
 
 
"I jus calls dem by dey las name."....
 
 
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 8th, 2007, 10:27am
 
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Reply #2 - Jun 9th, 2007, 1:16am
 
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Reply #3 - Jun 9th, 2007, 8:26am
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 9th, 2007, 7:09pm
 

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Reply #5 - Jun 15th, 2007, 10:35am
 
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Reply #6 - Jun 18th, 2007, 2:12pm
 
Quote from tangud on Jun 8th, 2007, 1:53am:
Sharvette walks into her doctor's office to have an ultrasound. The doctor told her she would be having a baby girl. He then asked her if she'd chosen a name yet?
Sharvette promptly answered: "Her name gone be Shenequa".
He asked her: "Do you have any other children?"
She said: "I gots 5 beautiful daughters and dey names be's Shenequa too".
At this point the doctor said: "How do you call them home for dinner?"
She replied: "Oh das no problem, I jus go to de front doe and yells; 'Shenequa, supper ready' and dey alls come running."
He then asked: " Well, what about if you are going somewhere?"
She said: "Das easy too, I jus yells; 'Shenequa I'm 'bout to leave yo ass', and dey all comes running real fas den."
Still a little confused, he questioned her again,:"But what if you only want to speak to one of them?"


"I jus calls dem by dey las name."....




 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin.. REAL GHETTO.. TOO MANY KIDS, GHETTO A.S.S MADE UP NAME, AND EVRYONE HAVE A DIFFERENT FADDA
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Reply #7 - Jun 23rd, 2007, 8:13pm
 
SEE DERE LOL*LOL*
 
Quote from tangud on Jun 8th, 2007, 1:53am:
Sharvette walks into her doctor's office to have an ultrasound. The doctor told her she would be having a baby girl. He then asked her if she'd chosen a name yet?
Sharvette promptly answered: "Her name gone be Shenequa".
He asked her: "Do you have any other children?"
She said: "I gots 5 beautiful daughters and dey names be's Shenequa too".
At this point the doctor said: "How do you call them home for dinner?"
She replied: "Oh das no problem, I jus go to de front doe and yells; 'Shenequa, supper ready' and dey alls come running."
He then asked: " Well, what about if you are going somewhere?"
She said: "Das easy too, I jus yells; 'Shenequa I'm 'bout to leave yo ass', and dey all comes running real fas den."
Still a little confused, he questioned her again,:"But what if you only want to speak to one of them?"


"I jus calls dem by dey las name."....




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Reply #8 - Jun 30th, 2007, 3:32pm
 
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Reply #9 - Jun 30th, 2007, 7:13pm
 
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