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THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE REVEALED! (Read 2797 times)
MARIO /GOD OF BEAUTY_EGYPT
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THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE REVEALED!
Feb 3rd, 2009, 3:29am
 
WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE
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THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE IS A SCALE WHICH IS USED TO CLASSIFY BEAUTIES.OVER THE CENTURIES KINGS AND QUEENS HATH USED THIS METHOD TO DETERMINE WHAT IS SUPERIOR IN BEAUTY.IT WAS DATED BACK FROM THE TIME OF THE PHAROHS,ABOUT 3000BC.QUEEN NEFERTITI AND QUEEN CANDACE USED THIS SCALE.TODAY, WE SEE THE SAME METHOD USED TO JUDGE GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.THE FASHION INDUSTRY STUCK WITH THIS IDEA OF HOW A SUPERIOR BEAUTY SHOULD LOOK.NOWADAYS, THE MISS UNIVERSE ORGANIZATION HAS RECOGNIZED THIS AND SO THE TOP 15 IS USUALLY BASED ON THIS SCALE.
THE BEAUTY CAPITAL IN PAGEANTRY, VENEZUELA ,FIRST STARTED USING THIS SYSTEM OF JUDGING THEIR GIRLS.ALL EYES ARE USUALLY ON VENEZUELAN BEAUTIES BECAUSE OF THIS............NOW LET ME INTRODUCE JAMAICANS TO THE FAMOUS SCALE.

 
SCALE--------------------- RANK
 
1. GODDESS OF BEAUTY-------------- (LIGHT EYES,FIERCE EYES,BOLD,ANGELIC AURA,PERFECT IN FACIAL SYMETRY.VERY BEAUTIFUL IN ALL ANGLES.
10.0
 
2.DEMI-GODDESS(MINOR GODDESS)-------------  (BRIGHT EYES,SEX APPEAL,NOT SO PERFECT IN FACIAL SYMETRY,BEAUTIFUL,USES MORE OF HER AURA AND SEX APPEAL9.7-9.99
 
 
3.SUPER BEAUTY------------------(VERY BEAUTIFUL,HIGH SEX APPEAL,FIERCE LOOKING,SEXY,DIVA,APPEALS TO ALL RACES9.0- 9.7
 
 
4.PRETTY BEAUTY -----------------(VERY PRETTY,CUTE,EASY ON THE EYES,DOES NOT USE HER SEX APPEAL,VARIES ACCORDING TO RACE8.5-9.0
 
 
5.MIDDLE CLASS BEAUTY--------------(SLEEPY EYES,CHARISMATIC BEAUTY,PRETTY ACCORDING TO RACE,LACK SEX APPEAL8.0-8.5
 
 
6.AVERAGE BEAUTY-----------------------(PLAIN, NEXT DOOR TYPE BEAUTY,ATTRACTIVE, SEX APPEAL,MEDIOCRE7.0-7.9
 
 
7.BELOW AVERAGE BEAUTY--------------( UGLY, UNAPPEALING,UNPRETTY,DEAD LOOKING EYES,USES LESS OF HER SEX APPEAL 6.0
 
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EXAMPLES OF EACH CATEGORY.....
 
1.GODDESS

MISS PUERTO RICO
 

MISS WORLD 1976
 

MISS JAMAICA UNIVERSE 2002,2ND RUNNER UP (WASTED BEAUTY)
 

MISS WORLD 1994
 

MISS UNIVERSE 2002
 

MISS SLOVAKIA 2008
NOTE THAT GODDESSES DOES NOT ALWAYS WIN OR PLACE IN AN INTERNATIONAL PAGEANT,DUE TO THE SICK TASTE OF SOME OF THE JUDGES....
 
 
2.DEMI-GODDESSES

MISS JAMAICA WORLD 1980

MISS WORLD 2001
 

MISS UNIVERSE 2008

 
MISS USA 2004
 

MISS JAMAICA WORLD 1997
 
 
3.SUPER BEAUTIES.....
 

MISS UNIVERSE 2006
 

MISS JAMAICA WORLD 1983
 

MISS KOSOVO 2008
 
4.PRETTY BEAUTIES......

MISS WORLD 1993
 

MISS UNIVERSE 1996
 

MISS UNIVERSE 2003
 

MISS ETHIOPIA 2006
 
5.MIDDLE CLASS BEAUTIES.....

MISS WORLD 1998
 

MISS BAHAMAS 2007
 
 
6.AVERAGE BEAUTY.......

MISS JAMAICA UNIVERSE 2007
 

 
MISS TRINIDAD & TOBAGO UNIVERSE 2008
 
 
 
 
7.BELOW AVERAGE BEAUTY

 
 
 
 
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Re: THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE REVEALED!
Reply #1 - Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:02am
 
VERY GOOD AND INFORMATIVE POST.
 
Mario - you are so right about Michelle Harris - one of the most beautiful Miss Jamaicas.
 
Michelle Ann Harris

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Reply #2 - Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:33pm
 
De beauty god really out of his mind. As much as me love Michell she cyaan compare to Lisa Hanna and is not because Lisa won Miss World.
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Reply #3 - Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:46pm
 
Why is the beauty god posting the most unflattering pic of April and have the nerve to classify the natty dread as average and April below average????
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Reply #4 - Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:55pm
 
Quote from JaHsoN on Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:46pm:
Why is the beauty god posting the most unflattering pic of April and have the nerve to classify the natty dread as average and April below average????

 
Well, according to PDelisser, he was one of the natty dread's biggest fans initially at Miss Universe, even saying she would place. So, there ...
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Reply #5 - Feb 4th, 2009, 10:19am
 
Quote from caribbean pageant enthusiast on Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:02am:
VERY GOOD AND INFORMATIVE POST.

Mario - you are so right about Michelle Harris - one of the most beautiful Miss Jamaicas.

Michelle Ann Harris
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd237/quartz353/mharris1.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd237/quartz353/mharris3.gif

 
Why, pray tell, is this post informative????
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Reply #6 - Feb 4th, 2009, 11:48am
 
I was wondering the same thing myself  undecided
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Reply #7 - Feb 4th, 2009, 11:52am
 
its not all that bad in terms of what he rants on the board about... he has basic criteria like eyes, 'aura', symmetry, sex appeal etc and judges based on these... seems somewhat systematic but overall its still subjective (imo).
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Reply #8 - Feb 4th, 2009, 2:55pm
 
Quote from RivaRidge on Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:33pm:
De beauty god really out of his mind. As much as me love Michell she cyaan compare to Lisa Hanna and is not because Lisa won Miss World.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,  MICHELLE ANN HARRIS IS A MINOR GODDESS   WHILE LISA HANNA IS A PRETTY BEAUTY. SO THERE ARE NO COMPARISON.....DUHHHH! Roll Eyes  FURTHERMORE MICHELLE HAS A 9.999 SCORE ON THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE.
 
 
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Re: THE BEAUTIMOMETER SCALE REVEALED!
Reply #9 - Feb 5th, 2009, 9:22am
 

 
April looks better in this pic.
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Reply #10 - Feb 5th, 2009, 10:33am
 
Quote from Hydrangea on Feb 5th, 2009, 9:22am:

 
 
 
SHE IS STILL A BELOW AVERAGE BEAUTY, TRYING HARD TO LOOK GOOD... Roll Eyes A REAL BEAUTY DOES HAVE TO TRY HARD......DUHHHH! Angry  AND SHE IS CONSIDERED UGLY BY ALL RACES...SO  THERE YOU GO..
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Reply #11 - Feb 5th, 2009, 11:25am
 
Quote from MARIO /GOD OF BEAUTY_FRISCO on Feb 5th, 2009, 10:33am:
Quote from Hydrangea on Feb 5th, 2009, 9:22am:




SHE IS STILL A BELOW AVERAGE BEAUTY, TRYING HARD TO LOOK GOOD... Roll Eyes A REAL BEAUTY DOES HAVE TO TRY HARD......DUHHHH! Angry  AND SHE IS CONSIDERED UGLY BY ALL RACES...SO  THERE YOU GO..

 
She's considered ugly by ALL RACES? Really? Hell, you sure must have gone a far way to hear the native American Indian's point of view. What did RoamingWind say? Oh, and the Eskimoes--let's not forget the Eskimoes. When did you check with them? I know you asked the Russians, the Czechs, the Japanese, The Indians, and the . . . ah hell, let's go through a few more.
You checked the
    *  Khoid (Hottentot) race
    * Sanid (Bushmen) race
    * Central Congoid race (Geographic center and origin in the Congo river basin)
    * Bambutid race (African Pygmies)
    * Aethiopid race (Ethiopia, Somalia)
    * Mediterranid race (from Mediterranean areas)
    * Dinaric race (predominant in western Balkans [Dinaric Mountains] and northern Italy)
    * Alpine race
    * Ladogan race (named after Lake Ladoga; indigenous to Russia; includes Lappish subrace of arctic Europe)
    * Nordish or Northern European race
    * Armenid race (Armenia, Syria, Lebanon and northern Iraq)
    * Turanid race (Kazakhstan, Hungary and Turkey)
    * Irano-Afghan race (Iran and Afghanistan, Iraq, Turkey)
    * Indic or Nordindid race (Pakistan and northern India)
    * Dravidic race (India, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka)
    * Veddoid race (remnant Australoid population in central and southern India) Melanesian race (New Guinea, Papua, Solomon Islands)
    * Australian-Tasmanian race (Australian Aborigines)
    * Northeast Asian or Northern Mogoloid race (China, Manchuria, Korea and Japan)
    * Southeast Asian or Southern Mongoloid race (China, Indochina, Thailand, Myanmar [Burma], Malaysia, Indonesia and the Philippines)
    * Micronesian-Polynesian race
    * Ainuid race (remnants of aboriginal population in northern Japan)
    * Tungid race (Mongolia and Siberia, Eskimos)
    * Amerindian race (American Indians)
 
What did they say? If you could post all their comments here, that would be helpful.  
 
 
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Or to save face, we could just correct that statement in a more sensible, accurate light. Many people, NOT ALL RACES which makes no blinking sense, think she is unnattractive, while many others do. There. Peace and love now.
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Reply #12 - Feb 5th, 2009, 12:16pm
 
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Reply #13 - Feb 5th, 2009, 1:39pm
 
DUHHHHHHHHHHHH! Roll Eyes
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Reply #14 - Feb 5th, 2009, 8:02pm
 
Quote from MARIO /GOD OF BEAUTY_FRISCO on Feb 5th, 2009, 1:39pm:
DUHHHHHHHHHHHH! Roll Eyes

 
 
 
I think you meant: DOOOOOOH!  Roll Eyes
 
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